Hey look at me I’m Josh Allen, I have a Rocket Arm, I’m married to Hailee Steinfeld, we’re having a baby together.
Good for you man.
No-Opening73082025-12-13 00:21
Luckily Kansas City has kept his ego in check
Predictor922025-12-13 00:22
Hopefully the Chiefs are eliminated this weekend
No-Opening73082025-12-13 00:23
I also hope that
Guerrilla0322025-12-13 00:26
Same
HorsNoises2025-12-13 00:27
Bills are getting pretty close to being eliminated too.
Displeased_Canadian2025-12-13 00:36
? we're 9-4, and 2 of our next 4 are the Browns and Jets lol
Smalz222025-12-13 00:40
We're not close to elimination but you should know better than to expect the Bills to not play down to bad teams and lose
alxndiep2025-12-13 00:51
not really bills have the pats, eagles, browns and jets left to play 1-3 probably enough to make it to playoffs unless 45 year old Philip Rivers goes 4-0
so even if they lose 4 straight they probably still be in playoffs depending on what the other teams do
Keanu9903212025-12-13 00:28
And now probably the Patriots.
It's such a Bills thing to not win a single SB with the Patriots sidelined for 5 years.
jimtow282025-12-13 00:23
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DrManhattan_DDM2025-12-13 00:29
I thought the answer was “get groped by Christian Wilkins”
Displeased_Canadian2025-12-13 00:30
Hopefully win a super bowl
skyhiker142025-12-13 00:39
We have to jump thru more tables
xSaRgED2025-12-13 00:39
Dawg no one even replied to you before you edited it lmao
izeezusizeezus2025-12-13 00:47
Nah fr like Bro we can SEE the timestamp 😂😂😂
AntonineWall2025-12-13 00:55
You guys are like 10 years old “catching” him making a joke
izeezusizeezus2025-12-13 00:58
My fault
8P69SYKUAGeGjgq2025-12-13 00:53
Dats da joke
bees_on_acid2025-12-13 01:13
It rhymes with rum in purse.
babypunching1012025-12-13 02:05
Cum in hearse
Insectshelf32025-12-13 00:24
what does he have that i don’t
Th3-Dude-Abides2025-12-13 00:29
Hailee Steinfeld for a wife
magooisim2025-12-13 01:24
and let's not forget the rocket arm.
courtesyflusher2025-12-13 01:36
And of course the baby
JaesopPop2025-12-13 01:45
I could be that baby
JuanRiveara2025-12-13 03:42
I wish I was that baby
David_ish_2025-12-13 04:37
I bet that baby’s gonna have a rocket arm too
25803742025-12-13 02:17
And NFL MVP reward
MistaAJP22025-12-13 02:38
And the massive schlong
hagiyz2025-12-13 01:37
Very bold of you to assumed that brother doesn’t have the rocket arm
ImBackAndImAngry2025-12-13 02:08
I don’t have a rocket arm or Hailee but I do have *a* baby
As in *my* baby. But I do not possess Josh and Hailee’s baby.
ChillyCash2025-12-13 00:38
Literally everything
PayneTrain1819992025-12-13 00:39
Not a Super Bowl ring
Doright362025-12-13 01:00
Burn!
Oh wait I'm a Vikings fan... shit...
Golfup722025-12-13 01:18
Hahaha….
OSUfirebird182025-12-13 01:08
At least we all have that in common, Josh Allen has the same number of Super Bowl Rings as us Redditors!!
Remarkable_Bowl_94542025-12-13 02:17
Nope. I've got one. Training staff for LA from 2019-2022.
TyrusX2025-12-13 00:50
https://youtu.be/iPYE6PF2k8A?si=GgF1ZnsfRCCC5FAQ this
mephjeff2025-12-13 01:02
https://youtu.be/05wJaKtciH0?si=y-Ggtt-EMpuHH9rs
srstone712025-12-13 01:26
Well you’ve won the same number of AFC Championship games
mrbaryonyx2025-12-13 02:14
found Shameik Moore's throwaway
Ash_Killem2025-12-13 00:32
He is also very good at running. You forgot that.
TylerHyena2025-12-13 00:33
Read this in Homer Simpson’s voice.
warfighter1872025-12-13 00:40
No championships though
GudgerCollegeAlumnus2025-12-13 00:54
His diamond shoes are too tight.
Gemnist2025-12-13 01:02
INB4 Chiefs fans come in here to mock him for not delivering Buffalo a Super Bowl. Either that, or saying that Kelce and Taylor are the NFL’s “true” super couple.
Lakai19832025-12-13 01:49
Hard to argue they are when Haylee is literally an Avenger. Can’t claim super couple over the couple that has a super hero in it.
Score-Emergency2025-12-13 01:10
But he does have to have one of his homes in Buffalo. I mean the property taxes in Buffalo are very high so joke is on him
Bourbonaddicted2025-12-13 01:26
I know one person who isn’t happy about this
rabbitmom6162025-12-13 01:59
My dad said in a sweet way that they look like the homecoming king and queen
ImjustANewSneaker2025-12-13 00:21
Shameik Moore finna crash out
balthazar_edison2025-12-13 00:27
Came here to say this even though it’s so played out.
GiantsRTheBest22025-12-13 00:52
Dude can’t catch a break. Also the movie he is the biggest star in, is delayed with no end in sight.
Goatfellon2025-12-13 01:10
Wait is it no longer releasing summer 2026? Did I miss another delay announcement? 🥲
TGADV2025-12-13 01:12
Around summer 2027 now
TomClancy58732025-12-13 01:17
Damn. To think back when Across came out, they were saying that they would release a year after the other
TGADV2025-12-13 01:30
Sucks, but as long as its atleast 80% the quality of the previous two movies, then I’ll wait a year and a half.
25803742025-12-13 02:18
I don't know anyone who actually believed that lol it was an insane thing to say
deadlyghost1232025-12-13 02:30
I know most people did believe that including me. I have watched many critics from 2023 say that it’s good that they don’t have to wait a long time, only six months lol
Lord_Phoenix952025-12-13 02:19
When they announced the second one they weren't even on the story board
Goatfellon2025-12-13 01:29
Ugh. My son isnt going to be happy. He was looking forward to going to the drive in with me to see that one this summer
blveberrys2025-12-13 03:27
Who? and why?
wizeowlintp2025-12-13 07:02
Her co-star from the Spiderverse movies who apparently had a crush on her? I don't have all the details off the top of my head but I think he said some weird things about her publicly.
Couragesand2025-12-13 00:21
Congrats to them!
nicolasb519420032025-12-13 00:22
Someone check on Shameik.
ZachRyder2025-12-13 01:44
There’s still more people to meet. More opportunities to come. And more chances to try. Live, learn, apply.
GrayFox72025-12-13 01:47
Prob the cringiest shit I've witnessed to this day lol
mrbaryonyx2025-12-13 02:16
I legit thought people were kind of overreacting with the memes, then the girl that played Liz was legit like "no, he's genuinely weird with girls who were in Spider-Man movies"
wizeowlintp2025-12-13 07:03
Liz in Spiderman homecoming?
TheWolfmanZ2025-12-13 12:41
Yup. He tried to imply they were together so she had to make a statement that it wasn't the case.
No-Opening73082025-12-13 00:22
Wow Josh Allen you’re so cool, fuck you buddy
PayneTrain1819992025-12-13 00:40
That child is going to be beautiful, and either have a cannon for an arm or a wonderful singing voice.
blue_raspberry_icee2025-12-13 00:43
Porque no los dos
JoebobJr1172025-12-13 00:51
Real life high school musical incoming in 18 years…
Cannibal_Hector2025-12-13 00:44
Both could make for some amazing snap counts.
wewilldieoneday2025-12-13 00:44
Fuck em and their happiness.
Retro-scores2025-12-13 00:45
Maybe if you could run 40 yards for touch downs in the nfl you’d have a starlet as a wife…
Kwilly4622025-12-13 00:46
There's gotta be something unpleasant about his life. Something imperfect, I just can't prove it...
Pizzanigs2025-12-13 00:49
MAGA man
Kwilly4622025-12-13 00:50
Is he actually?
BetterCommission93012025-12-13 01:05
Don't check his old tweets.
NYGiantsBCeltics2025-12-13 01:10
I think he's conservative leaning but there's no evidence he's Maga - he did criticize the charlie Kirk song and dance Magats were doing, saying that it didn't belong in football. I think if he were a Trump supporter he would have at best said nothing.
Doright362025-12-13 01:02
I heard he got a hang nail once.
No-Opening73082025-12-13 01:03
He plays for the Bills
connorstory972025-12-13 02:43
Big man in a suit of armor aren’t ya?!
Swordf1sh_2025-12-13 04:23
Take that off and what are you?
Bing_Bong_the_Archer2025-12-13 05:42
Nekkid.
ItsAProdigalReturn2025-12-13 00:22
Someone check on Shameik Moore...
NoSummer13452025-12-13 00:22
sniff, she was just a little girl in *True Grit*
Ronenthelich2025-12-13 00:40
I keep forgetting that until I look her up to see how to spell her name. I was in COLLEGE when that movie came out. I’m an old man.
Goatfellon2025-12-13 01:28
Yeah, i saw that movie while dating my now wife, me freshly graduated and her in her last year.
Now we have an 8yo son.
🧓🧓
Godsfallen2025-12-13 00:48
Just re-watched it a week ago. Such a great film.
Flight_3162025-12-13 00:22
Somebody check on Shameik Moore right now... and take his phone.
DanceADKDance2025-12-13 00:25
Great now into the spider verse is going to be delayed again
CaptHayfever2025-12-13 00:59
It's a voice role.
-Darkslayer2025-12-13 00:26
3 comments in a row roasting Shameik 🤣😂🤣
ZachRyder2025-12-13 01:35
The top post of all time in r/AcrossTheSpider_Verse/ is a meme roasting him.
Fun-Poet53382025-12-13 03:00
Who is that? Idk the lore.
Awkward-Speed-40802025-12-13 03:10
Her costar in Spider-verse. He kept hitting on her during interviews even though she was in a relationship. When she publicly announced her engagement, he tweeted some vague comment about "missed opportunities" and there's "people to meet." He didn't mention her by name but everyone assumed he was talking about her. He humiliated himself by acting like a middle schooler even though he's a grown man.
-Darkslayer2025-12-13 03:55
“Missed opportunities” lmao that’s fantastic 🤣
moo_shoe2025-12-13 00:26
go bills!
Asukah2025-12-13 00:27
Live Shameik reaction:
TerminallyChill_3652025-12-13 00:37
I LOL’d at this 😂
PayneTrain1819992025-12-13 00:50
gilgada2025-12-13 01:37
LADYBIRD_HILL2025-12-13 02:34
Does anyone have a gif of the boardroom meeting from Hudsucker Proxy to keep this trend going?
_Levitated_Shield_2025-12-13 01:34
*"What's Up, Danger" plays for a different reason*
PrinzXero2025-12-13 01:51
AffectionateBank54842025-12-13 02:24
That was his 9/11
nova-prime-enjoyer2025-12-13 02:32
# NAH
# IMMA KILL MYSELF
oreo4542025-12-13 03:22
mtamez12212025-12-13 00:27
ZachRyder2025-12-13 01:32
ikon312025-12-13 00:28
Surprising. Given you need to have sex to get pregnant and with everything around her situation, I wouldn’t have thought this.
Hulkbuster_v22025-12-13 00:29
We ain't ever getting Spider-Verse, are we?
Edit: the whole joke was that Shameik is about to go into a darkness retreat and dissappear due to this news.
Kwilly4622025-12-13 00:47
Why not? She can record her lines from home if she wanted to lol
Nethias252025-12-13 00:55
Yeah this is more detrimental to Hawkeye/Champions/young avengers than spider verse.
They better not call that project young avengers, if it even gets made. Can hardly push it with a literal mom on roster
Gemnist2025-12-13 01:05
Kate’s in her 20s in the MCU. The pregnancy may impact filming schedules should they decide to greenlight it within the next year (unlikely due to the turnaround), but it’s not unreasonable for Kate to be old enough to have a kid.
AffectionateBank54842025-12-13 02:25
Scarlett played Age of Ultron while pregnant
SPZ_Ireland2025-12-13 01:50
Hailee be like:
🙂↔️🫸Young Avengers
😏👉 MILF Avengers
mrbaryonyx2025-12-13 02:15
reminder that ScarJo did Ultron pregnant
8P69SYKUAGeGjgq2025-12-13 00:57
Stephanie Beatriz recorded "Waiting For a Miracle" for Encanto while in labor. Women are metal as fuck.
ubutterscotchpine2025-12-13 01:02
For real? Legit makes that song so much more powerful than it already was.
The_Senate152025-12-13 01:21
I mean it’s Rosa, she’s a badass
Goatfellon2025-12-13 01:24
Fuck yeah women
ZekeorSomething2025-12-13 01:04
Having a voice acting role while pregnant isn’t really a set back.
MosquitoValentine_2025-12-13 00:30
Josh Allen...
lolalala12025-12-13 00:30
He's got some troubling racist stuff in his past.
Not_A_Spy_for_Apple2025-12-13 00:30
Happy for her, hopefully her kid isn’t a bully like she was.
LivingOof2025-12-13 00:32
Shameek Moore about to do a Sherrone Moore
ErraticSiren2025-12-13 05:24
I appreciate this joke
Miffernator2025-12-13 00:33
haseoxth2025-12-13 00:33
Shameik Moore is in shambles right now. He's about to make a completely unrelated Twitter post.
3bstfrds2025-12-13 00:33
So no Kate Bishop for Secret Wars?
TwstdPrtzl2025-12-13 00:36
ScarJo was pregnant during the filming of Age of Ultron, fwiw.
rubyschnees2025-12-13 00:44
also hailee looks about 4-5 months along, kid will probably be here in april, plenty of time before secret wars starts filming
PayneTrain1819992025-12-13 00:47
They wasted ZERO time after getting married lol.
Karthinator2025-12-13 00:50
Would you?
drod20152025-12-13 00:36
Scarlett Johansson was pregnant during the filming of Age of Ultron. They could make it work or film her in pickups if the timing isn’t right.
PayneTrain1819992025-12-13 00:48
Yeah, do her regular talking scenes first then after she’s had her baby and recovered they can do her action scenes in reshoots.
chickenkebaap2025-12-13 00:39
Scarlet Johansson and Vanessa Kirby were pregnant while shooting for Age of Ultron and Doomsday.
I think we’ll be fine
ubutterscotchpine2025-12-13 04:53
To be fair, Natasha was a super established character and worth working around. Sue is a leading lady in Doom so Marvel also likely thought that was worth it. Considering they haven’t touched Hawkeye in five years I’m not sure it’s worth the trouble to them, but I’m really hoping this doesn’t keep Kate from returning. It’s the one thing I was actually hoping for from Marvel’s future.
bristow842025-12-13 00:41
It’s actually impressive how they can hide a pregnancy nowadays. As others said, ScarJo was pregnant during Age of Ultron and you can see it in pre-vis shots but after, you couldn’t really tell.
Considering the advancements in CGI/Visual Effects, I doubt this would prevent her from appearing, although I do wonder if they’ll adjust the shooting order to have her stuff earlier to better fit around the pregnancy.
iswagpack2025-12-13 00:36
Mahomes is going to be a grandfather 😭
XxSoapxXHD2025-12-13 00:37
He saw Sinners and realized the Bill's are struggling, he decided to do the next logical thing
Writerhaha2025-12-13 00:39
Oh shit.
9 months from now he’s going to have that new dad energy.
ubutterscotchpine2025-12-13 01:03
Less than nine months. I’d assume she’s at minimum three months, but probably farther along tbh.
ZekeorSomething2025-12-13 00:41
jgreg7282025-12-13 00:45
Itzamiracle9872025-12-13 00:46
Don’t worry fellas she’s just joking, April fools ha ha ha
Right?
pkjoan2025-12-13 00:46
What does this have to do with Marvel?
Thecrossfad32025-12-13 00:47
The_sad_zebra2025-12-13 00:48
How did I not know that she was married to Josh Allen?
CaptHayfever2025-12-13 01:00
The wedding was pretty recent.
The dating was not.
DemonDeke2025-12-13 00:48
Josh may be Captain America.
RoninPrime682025-12-13 00:48
If you'd be really quiet you could hear Shameik Moore's crying
MiserableAdeptness812025-12-13 00:50
Buffalo will never win a super bowl
Low-Invite26472025-12-13 00:51
Affectionate_Toe71672025-12-13 00:54
There's still more people to meet. More opportunities to come. And more chances to try. Live, learn, apply.
K1llswitch932025-12-13 00:55
Balanceface2025-12-13 00:56
MaderaArt2025-12-13 00:56
Shameik Mourn
slimstarman2025-12-13 00:59
GO BILLS!
urbanlife782025-12-13 00:59
Guess I can cross that off my to do list
rustyjame52025-12-13 01:00
isn't she like 13? Fuck im old.
jvengeanceh2025-12-13 01:01
Don’t show Shameik Moore.
Kooky_Attention_8502025-12-13 01:05
Competitive_Image_512025-12-13 01:13
I honestly give enough shit just to say I don't give a shit about Josh Allen or hailee Steinfeld.
remerdy12025-12-13 01:30
There's still more people to meet. More opportunities to come. And more chances to try. Live, learn, apply.
icarusbird2025-12-13 02:48
Can we un-normalize celebrity pregnancy announcements? It's deeply personal and has zero bearing on the film franchise.
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Good for you man.
so even if they lose 4 straight they probably still be in playoffs depending on what the other teams do
It's such a Bills thing to not win a single SB with the Patriots sidelined for 5 years.
As in *my* baby. But I do not possess Josh and Hailee’s baby.
Oh wait I'm a Vikings fan... shit...
Now we have an 8yo son.
🧓🧓
# IMMA KILL MYSELF
Edit: the whole joke was that Shameik is about to go into a darkness retreat and dissappear due to this news.
They better not call that project young avengers, if it even gets made. Can hardly push it with a literal mom on roster
🙂↔️🫸Young Avengers
😏👉 MILF Avengers
I think we’ll be fine
Considering the advancements in CGI/Visual Effects, I doubt this would prevent her from appearing, although I do wonder if they’ll adjust the shooting order to have her stuff earlier to better fit around the pregnancy.
9 months from now he’s going to have that new dad energy.
Right?
The dating was not.
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